一場(chǎng)笑話英語？1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老師：誰能回到我下一個(gè)問題，誰就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一個(gè)小男孩把書包扔到窗外。那么，一場(chǎng)笑話英語？一起來了解一下吧。
英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說?！霸俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的?！?/p>
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵(lì)
(5) resemble v. 相似；類似
18.鳥窩與頭發(fā)
我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。
笑話英語版
、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師：誰能回到我下一個(gè)問題，誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個(gè)小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
4、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會(huì)怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時(shí)髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
英語笑話大全 爆笑
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說?！霸俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
一分鐘英語幽默小故事
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師：誰能回到我下一個(gè)問題，誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個(gè)小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
4、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會(huì)怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時(shí)髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
一場(chǎng)笑話而已
1
副總裁
A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she finally retorted, “Vice-presidents are a dozen a dime. Why, in the supermarket they even have a vice-president in charge of prunes.”
Furious, the husband phoned the supermarket in the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice-president in charge of prunes.
“Which kind?” was the reply. “Fresh or dried?”
釋文
剛被提升為副總的丈夫向妻子大吹大擂，妻子終于反駁道：“副總裁一毛錢買一打。你看超級(jí)市場(chǎng)里甚至有一名負(fù)責(zé)李子的副總裁呢?！?/p>
惱怒的丈夫立即給超級(jí)市場(chǎng)打電話，準(zhǔn)備駁斥妻子。
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