5人五分鐘英語搞笑短劇，6人英語小短劇

5人五分鐘英語搞笑短??？5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇1 The Clever Rabbits(聰明小兔) 角色: Red Eyes(紅眼睛)Long Ears(長耳朵)Short Tail(短尾巴) Big Wolf(大灰狼)Mother Rabbit(兔媽媽) Storyteller翻譯官 道具 房子,玩具、凳子,桌子,一棵樹等。那么，5人五分鐘英語搞笑短?。恳黄饋砹私庖幌掳?。

英語情景劇三人五分鐘

英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一個

白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

5人5分鐘英語小劇場

英語短?。?The Tortoise and the Hare（龜兔賽跑）全英文

The Tortoise and the Hare

旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and

she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.

兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?

烏龜：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.

兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.

烏龜：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.

兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.

烏龜：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.

兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.

烏龜：OK !

兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.

旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.

猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.

烏龜:

Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.www.rr365.com

小雞: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,

烏龜: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .

猴子: Ready? Go!

旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.

兔子:

Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.

旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.

烏龜:

How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.

兔子:

Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.

旁白:

Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.

猴子和小雞:

Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!

兔子:

Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.

Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?

英語話劇5人版短劇搞笑

英語短劇劇本1

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: (摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master (湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….

S: You will what(兇相)?

E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..

T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)

B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.

B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)

S: (回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1: （倒)Ah……

T: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!

S: (悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!

B: (出現(xiàn)) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)

T: （驚）You are......

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)

B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......

S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.

N: (搖醒B)You are under arrest .(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!( 歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.

E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.

J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.

T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.

T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.

T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

(謝幕)

5人英語小短劇3分鐘

Justice Is The Winner(正義必勝)

5人短劇。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的綁架案，不錯的劇本。

人物

Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen

Eliza Lin: Daughter

Celine Tu:Reporter et Aside

Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)

Trent Cheng:Big gangster(大流氓)

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SCENE I

A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.

Mom: Hello~

Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.

Mom:Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!

The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…

Mom:Hello~

Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?

Mom:(I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.

Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)

Mom:Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)

But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…

Mom:Eliza~

Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?

Mom:Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.

Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.

SCENE II

Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.

The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.

The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.

Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)

Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.

At this moment, the girl appears.

Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?

Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.

Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!

Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!

Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!

Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?

Eliza:Sure! What can I do for you?

Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.

Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.

Eliza:Never mind!

Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?

Eliza:Oh… you should go straight until thetraffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.

Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…

Eliza:No! No! No! Go straight until thetraffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.

Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.

Eliza:Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.

Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~

Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.

Eliza:Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!

Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.

Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.

Eliza goes with the gangsters.

In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.

Eliza:What are you doing?

Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!

Eliza:Oh~ I am so scared.

Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?

Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.

Eliza:Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!

Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!

Eliza keeps crying.

Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!

Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)

Eliza:I agree! (Nod head.)

Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.

Eliza:Thank you. How kind of you.

英語小品短劇本5人搞笑

我的！嘿嘿~！我雪藏了好久的.....................

灰姑娘中文劇本

第一場

旁白：很久很久以前，有一個可愛的姑娘，她的名字叫愛莉斯，她的媽媽死了，她的爸爸很愛她。

爸爸：親愛的女兒，這個禮物是給你的，你喜歡它嗎？

愛莉斯：噢！謝謝你，爸爸！

爸爸：我親愛的女兒，我愿你永遠快樂！

愛莉斯：不過親愛的爸爸，我肚子有些餓了。

爸爸：我很抱歉，我馬上給你做飯

旁白：可是一天她的父親又找了一個新媽媽，看，她的后母和她的新姐姐們來了。

后母：海倫，珍妮，看，多么漂亮的房子啊！

海倫：對，還有許多水果，蘋果啊，香蕉啊，芒果啊，還有荔枝！喔！我愛死它們了！

珍妮：媽媽，你看，還有漂亮的衣服，我喜歡這個?。?

愛莉斯：噢，不行，那是我的！那是爸爸買給我的新衣服！

珍妮：你是哪個？媽媽，她是哪個？？？

后母：她是你們的妹妹，沒事，愛莉斯，去，快去打掃屋子給我們做飯！

愛莉斯：為什么?。课也皇悄銈兊钠腿搜?！

后母：嗯，哼，但是從現(xiàn)在起，你就是我們的仆人了??！

珍妮和海倫：媽媽我喜歡她的衣服！

珍妮：我喜歡她的項鏈??！

旁白：從那以后，愛莉斯就變成了她們的仆人，她從早到晚的干活，她沒有屋子住，她沒有好東西吃，也沒有衣服可穿，她越來越臟，所以周圍的人都叫她灰姑娘。

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